Sausage filled Unicorn Pinatas, and other hijinks

My brother Kyle:
Is a really eccentric person--it's the reason I love him.

I also love him because he does strange but kind things for other peoples birthdays. The story goes that a couple of people he's friends with joked about having a pinata filled with sausages, bacon, and beef.

This was taken very seriously, and so this is how I receive a text message from my brother reading something like " it rained sausages". Which is a concerning text message to receive for varying reasons.

He then proceeds to tell me that his friend Tyler and he for a friends birthday purchased a unicorn pinata like the one above.
It was then stuffed through its nether regions(a funny picture I wish I had)
with cooked smoke sausage. Let those images of sausage goodness seep in.
I only wish the raining bacon scenario could have happened. The hilarity of beating a unicorn pinata with a bat and sausages falling however, can't be beat . SO this is a post to remind you that pinatas can be filled with many things besides candy and glitter. Choose wisely?

It turns out, I'd actually be okay with the raining bacon scenario. I mean yum. What could be better than a pinata that rains bacon. All dogs every where would love us even more. Although
it sucks when hot dogs hit you in the face, must be just like hitting this pinata.